Allow Me to Save You All an Hour of Your Lives

For those of you considering to watch Brett Farve- I mean Jay Leno tonight, let me spare you the brain numbing waste of time with a precap of the show. The show will roughly consist of:

• 5 minutes of "It's good to be back" jokes, sprinkled with a couple "I'm actually the victim here" jokes.
• 10-15 minutes of predictable jokes starting with the phrase "Did you hear about this?"
• 10-15 minutes of Jay interviewing random people who don't know common trivia.
• 15 minutes of interviews with celebrities. At least one guest will say something slightly controversial as to incite water cooler talk tomorrow morning.
• 5 minutes of lip syncing and unplugged instruments that magically generate noise.